Hey Marketing Genius, Stop Treating Your Brand Like a F*cking Gender Reveal

Branding, Retention, Gender Reveals and Global Destruction

I'm sick and tired of seeing companies and brands treating their brand image like it's some kind of goddamn gender reveal party. You know the drill: a big, flashy event where you unveil something supposedly exciting and new, only for it to be something completely predictable and unoriginal (and burn down thousands of acres of natural forests in the proc…